Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:
To: My Boss
From: Secretary
Subject: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be
honest,
none of this Y to K problem makes much sense to me. At any rate,
I
have
finished the company calendar for next year. The calendars have
returned
from the printer and are ready to be distributed. Your Y to K
conversion
required the following changes:
Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk
Also changed were the following:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant and kou can pick up kour calendar.
Kour Secretark
P.S. I had the printers send a compank calendar to all of our
associates
with the following header on our letterhead stationark:
"The compank is Y to K compliant for the next centurk!"
I know this shows initiative on mk part and kou are welcome. Have
a
good
weekend.