Female Comeback Lines

Attention female readers! Are you sick and
tired of those stupid
old
pick-up
lines that men continue to use? Here are some
great comebacks!

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the
VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there
anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you
sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people
fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to
mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your
number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the
morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this
bar for the same
reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die
happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd
probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank
account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world
for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?