WOMAN??
One day a guy walks into a bar and notices this really lovely lady sitting all alone. He goes over to her table and says, "Mind If I buy you a drink?" She lets him. After about an hour they were really getting along great and the guy's bladder is so full that he has to go to the bathroom. He goes into the bathroom and a guy says You know, that woman you are with has a dick twice as big as that puny lil' thing you got." Not knowing if this guy was bullshitting he is curious to find out for himself. They talk for a little while until the bar closes. The guy asks the woman if she'd like to go for a ride and is happy when she says she would. After driving for about five minutes the woman says, "Could you stop up here so i could go to the bathroom." The guy says, " No problem." So they stop and she gets out of the car and heads towards the woods. The guy's curiosity finally overcomes him and he sneaks in behind her. Sure enough, the lady had a 10-incher dangling. The guy gets really pissed and grabs it. The woman turns is frightened and jumps up. The guy says, "Oh sorry, I didn't realize you were taking a crap!!"