The Whales
Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming along one day and the male whales cries out "that's the ship that killed my father!! Lets swim underneath it and blow air through our blowholes!!" so they do, and it is successful in sinking the ship, suddenly, the male whale sees all these men floating away in rafts and he yells to the female " hurry up!! they're getting away we can just go swallow them up!!" this time the female stays put and yells back "NO! I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm swallowing seamen!!"