Sauerkraut...and Sausage??
Once there was this important businessman who screwed around with his secretary...a lot. well, one day she finds out shes pregnant and decides to tell him so, So she tells him, and he says "you've got to leave this city, if my wife finds out I'm dead!!" then he adds "when you have the baby, call my house and regardless of who answers say Sauerkraut!!" The secretary says ok and leaves town that day... about 9 months later.. the man comes home and his wife says to him "I got the weirdest phone call today!! Some woman called and said "sauerkraut! Sauerkraut! Sauerkraut! Two with weenies one without!"