The Golfing Genie
This man and his wife go golfing one day, it was the wife's first time golfing so her husband gave her a few words of advice... "DON'T BREAK ANY WINDOWS!!" so she tees off, and breaks the window of the biggest, most expensive house on the course, and her husband says, "come on we have to go apologize" so they go up to the house and ring the doorbell, a man answers the doors and the husband says "Sir, we're very very sorry about breaking your window- we'll doing anything to make up for it!!" and the man says while pointing to a broken bottle behind him on the floor. "Oh no problem I thank you!! I've been trapped in that bottle for thousands of years!! I will grant you each one wish and keep the third for myself!!" the husband and wife both agree to it, and the husband makes his wish " I wish to have a million dollars a year for the rest of my life" then the wife takes her turn " I wish to have a brand new car every year for the rest of my life" FINALLY, the genie says "Now for my wish!! I wish to have sex with your wife!!" and the husband says to his wife "well honey he DID give us all this money and stuff" and this convinces the wife, so the genie and her go upstairs and well... you know.. anyways, after they're done, the genies says "so how old is your husband" and the woman says "35" and the genies say "And he still believes in GENIES??"