Thoughts For The Day

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.

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Whenever I'm in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the
posted speed limit.

Your thought for today:
A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: "Inside of
me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog
fights the good dog all the time." When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment
and replied, "The one I feed the most."