Surgeon's Opinions

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...
those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it
would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when
observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart,
and no spine, and the head and butt are
interchangeable."